Arsenal are sitting top of the Premier League standings
after six rounds of games. No, don’t fix your glasses, you read it right. This is
not before the start of the season when Arsenal automatically sits atop the
table courtesy their name as the table at the beginning of the season is
prepared alphabetically. Pity Liverpool has no such luxury; after all, ‘every
year is their year’.
With the arrival of Mesut Ozil to the club for a club record
fee, Arsenal fans, and I know quite a few, have been going bonkers. They think
the German international will assist them to the Premier League title, ending an
eight year trophy doubt for Arsene Wenger and the long suffering Gunners fans. Really?
It’s been eight years already?
Oh, well. The whole world has changed in the last eight
years and Arsenal still hasn’t won a trophy? Here’s a look at some of the
things that have happened since Arsenal last lifted a trophy (they won the FA
Cup beating Manchester United on penalties at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff).
Lionel Messi turned professional and has gone on to win 78
(yes, seventy eight) individual honors, including four Ballon d’Ors.
The United States of America elected its first black President
and what’s more, they re-elected him to office as well.
Arsenal has brought in 49 players in total and allowed 79
others to leave. Members of the 2005 squad that won the club’s last trophy have
gone on to win 53 trophies at various clubs.
Irish golfers, yes, IRISH golfers have won seven major
honors in golf.
Jose Mourinho left Chelsea, went to Inter Milan, won the
treble, left for Real Madrid, benched Iker Casillas and returned to Chelsea,
who meanwhile has had nine different managers in the time.
Smart-phones and Androids have become a rage.
Paul Scholes won three Premier League titles, retired from
the game, came back, won another Premier League title and retired again.
Leonardo di Caprio starred in blockbusters like Blood
Diamond, The Departed, Body of Lies, Revolutionary Road, Django Unchained, Shutter
Island, Inception, J Edgar and the Great Gatsby.
Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager, won 14
trophies, took a year off from football and returned as the manager of Bayern
Munich, who won the treble last season (that’s three trophies in a season. Poor,
old Arsenal hasn’t won one in the last EIGHT years).
Juventus and Manchester City were relegated, returned to the
top flight and have won their respective leagues.
Swansea City went from League Two to the Premier League
during that time and picked up the League Cup for their efforts last season as
well.
EA has released FIFA 06 through FIFA 14 (only place where
Arsenal can win a trophy, I guess).
Birmingham City have been relegated three times, promoted
twice, and won a trophy beating Arsenal... Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and
got relegated.
Nokia has been sold to Microsoft and BlackBerry has gone
bust too.
Every English club across every English league has changed
managers (even Manchester United).
The best one by far, Twitter has become a social tool. Yet,
no Arsenal fan has ever managed to tweet about the Gunners winning a trophy.
On a personal level, I passed my Class X boards, Class XII
boards, graduated college, and am just a few months away from completing my
Masters. Unfortunately, they only give certificates for those achievements and
not trophies.
There are so more to list, but I have lots of friends who are Arsenal fans, and i don't like to see them sulk. Kiddin'! Of course, I do. But I feel lazy to list any more.
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Posted by Subham Mitra on behalf of FootballWorld.
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